(draws Winged Kuriboh) Oh hey! It's you! I'm sure you'll come in handy, little buddy. JADEN: Uh hehehe, ok, I'm gonna draw a card now. I assure you that you won't- WOULD YOU PLEASE STOP ACTING LIKE A BUNNY?! GIRL #2: Oooh! I'm gonna go adopt a puppy.ĬROWLER: Well, you've come so far to lose to the great poet and duelist, me, Professor Crowler. GIRL #1: Oh, Professor Crowler, your Duel Disk is so big!ĬROWLER: Yeah, you like that, don'tcha, bitch? They don't call me "professor" for nothing.ĬROWLER: Why do you ask questions? Go do something girly. JADEN: Oh! That's me! Time to get my game on! JADEN: And that's the real reason why the chicken crossed the road.ĪNNOUNCER: Will the main character please report to duel field #3? (hangs up) My god! Sorry about that! Now, where were we?ĬROWLER: Oh, yes, you're absolutely- POETRY IS VERY IMPORTANT, YOU FRICKIN'-!! (Sheppard continues talking on phone, sound is fast and high pitched)ĬROWLER: Uh-huh, uh-huh, yeah, I don't know, Uh- the third one, No, not in a million years, Backwards, I think, Have you tried putting it in the other way? No, I wouldn't recommend that, yes, no, ok, yeah, alright, ok, uh, yeah, I'll see you soon, Yeah I-, I love you too. SHEPPARD: Awww, anyway Crowler, I called you for a very specific reason. MYSTERIOUS VOICE: (breathing heavily) I can see you, Crowler. (Crowler's cell-phone rings the ringtone is _ )ĬROWLER: Oh! hehe, That's mine. You wouldn't understand what it's like being a great poet like myself.ĮNROLLER: I don't think poetry is really important right now-ĬROWLER: POETRY IS ALWAYS IMPORTANT, YOU FRICKIN'-!! Solemn? Solemn! Yes! Solemn! I must write it down!ĮNROLLER: Professor Crowler, the main character is here and he needs to be examed.ĬROWLER: Goddamn it, Gertreud, how dare you interrupt me when I'm being artistic. I can't be hurt.ĬROWLER: Hmm.What rhymes with "golem?" Molem? No. JADEN: Pfft! Are you kidding me? I'm the main character. SYRUS: Well anyway, how come you're not injured? SYRUS: Jaden? The kid from the announcement? Weren't you supposed to be killed by a little dog? JADEN: I'm Jaden, but my friends know me as Jaden-man! JADEN: Man, that's some mighty fine dueling. OBELISK BLUE STUDENT: Duh, he were pretty good, boss!ĬHAZZ: Yeah, yeah. (Bastion reveals his face-down card: Ring of Destruction) Why don't you run home and have a little tea party?īASTION: What if I played Ring of Destruction?ĮXAMINER: Well then, you'd probably win, but it's a good thing you don't. (scene cuts to Duel Academy, a duel is in session)ĮXAMINER: Face it, kid, you've got no chance of winning. JADEN: OH MY GOD!! OH MY GOD!! I'M SORRY!! I'M SO SORRY!! AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!! THAT'S NOT MEANT TO BE EATEN!! OH GOD!! WHY ISN'T ANYONE STOPPING THIS?!?! OH MY FREAKING CHRIST!! AAAAAAHHHHHH!! SOMEONE HELP ME!! PLEASE!! JADEN: Uh huh ow, my coccyx! Ok, nice doggy, easy now doggy, umm, you like Winged-Kurbohs? JADEN: Shutup! (Dog growls) Uh he he, Oh god, heh, nice nice doggy, heh, nice big doggy, heh- HOLY CRAP! JADEN: Wow! I can't believe I managed to climb up this elaborate wall! I should be called " Jaden-man"! It's funny at first, but then you just lose interest.ĮNROLLER: Well, It doesn't look like anymore main characters are coming. STUDENT #3: Are you kidding me? I lost it when I was 7!ĬROWLER: Watching children play a card game is like punting a small squirrel. (Title Sequence, Jindou's "Rising Weather Hallelujah" plays)ĪNNOUNCER: Attention students! A Mokey Mokey has been found! If you are the owner, please come collect it at the office. JADEN: Oh damn it, that's right! Lucky I have this reminder function on my watch. JADEN'S WATCH: Your entrance exam is in 5 minutes. JADEN: Alright, well, good luck with that! (Yugi leaves, Grandia 2's "Live! Live! Live!" plays) Wow, what a really nice guy- ehuhh- Gay! What the hell is this? This is absolute garbage! How dare anyone give me this crap?! Where is he? I'll kill him with a rusty spork! YUGI: To make a parody of the Fresh Prince of Bel-air! YUGI: Then here! I want you to have this! JADEN: Hey, look out! I've lost all ability of changing direction! YUGI: Hmm.I wonder where the hell my shirt is.
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JADEN: Damn it! Damn it! Damn it! I'm late! I can't believe this! Never again am I staying up till 4 o'clock in the frickin' morning watching tutorials on how to build a pancake helicopter! Especially when the exam is today! But not to worry- As long as nothing gets in my way to slow me down, I should make it there just in time.
File: YGXTAS1Transcript.pdf (121 KB) ( info)Ĭast (in order of appearance): Jaden, Yugi, Announcer, Crowler, Enroller, Bastion, Chazz, Syrus, Sheppard, Alexis, Zane.Įpisode Title: I'm Jaden, And I'm Flawless.